It’s time for the truth about this site to be told.  I’m not who you think I am.  I’m not Greg Howard--some random nobody living in northern California.  This entire site has been constructed around an imaginary personality.

It’s time for you to know who I am.  I’m…

DONALD RUMSFELD!

I’ve used this web site to log the IP addresses of every person who has ever visited here.  And now that I know you’ll voluntarily read the inane drivel of some liberal-leaning dork, I intend to track every one of you down.  I WILL WIRETAP YOUR PHONES.  I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO BE TRIED BY A MILITARY TRIBUNAL.  I WILL FEAST ON YOUR LIVING HEARTS.  I WILL.....

......eh, you know what, screw it.  I’ve always been crappy at April Fool’s jokes.