Titles of rap songs I could credibly write if I became a rap star.

Ain’t Nothing’ But a G Thang Although I Usually Go By “Greg” To Be Honest

Mama Said Have Some Milk and Cookies

Bitches and H0s (I Have Neither/Nor)

I Know Someone Who Knows a Friend of a Friend Who’s Chillin’ on Death Row

Ready 2 Take a Nap

Roll Me a Blunt (Now What Does That Mean Again?)

The Best Tastee Freezes are In My Hood

Y0 Gangsta (Do You Know How to Get to Napa Valley?  I Appear To Be Lost)

I Like Medium-Sized Butts....I Mean, It’s Great if They Have Some Dimension But Let’s Not Get Carried Away, But On The Other Hand It’s No Good When the Legs Just Shoot Straight Up To the Hips and There’s Nothing Else There, I Hate That

Smack My Fax Up