(I walk into the conference room for my new employee orientation presentation.  A representative from Information Technology is just finishing up.)

IT: ...and you’ll also see emails offering you to help a Nigerian Prince or a pipeline or something.  Again, IT urges you to not open or click on emails of this sort.  They are scams, and we can only protect you to a limited extent.  As employees of the company, you need to exercise your best judgment in terms of false or misleading email scams.  Thanks, and welcome to the company.

(Applause.  He leaves.  I settle in.)

ME: Hi, I’m Greg and I’m going to give you an overview of the marketing department.  First, though, I want you to know that I only work here for the fun of it, not out of necessity.  I’ve become very, very rich by supporting a Nigerian Prince and his desire to open a new oil pipeline to Uzbekistan.