“SALE!  Previewed Adult Videos: $6.95.”

Like there’s a single video in the store that hasn’t been previewed.  What do you think the clerks do with their time?

You’ll never hear one of them say “Gee, I’m not sure about that one, I’ve never seen it.  But look, you really can’t go wrong with one of the early Savannah Goodacre efforts--before she went all artsy and her stuff became a bunch of weird camera angles and midgets.”