I don’t have time to blog and also fix the bugs in my new site, so I’m going to debug for a bit and not post.  However, since I don’t know anything about anything, I’ll probably end up launching with bugs intact.  Check back for the URL if you like.

In the meantime, pop quiz.  Below is a picture of a basset hound named Mr. Jefferies, who was just admitted into the Guiness Book of World Records.  How did he earn this honor?

a. Dumbest name for a dog ever
b. Mutant dog: secretes adhesive in his ears, causing his owner to become permanently attached to him
c. Only dog to have an owner that looks like a genetic combination of Lou Ferrigno and the guy from “Airwolf”

Answer below!

Answer: Trick question; it’s none of the above. Mr. Jeffries has the longest ears of any dog currently alive on the planet: nearly twelve inches.  Ross Perot is reportedly very upset and not a little insecure.