Pre-reqs.

Whenever a girl is asked to name her ideal qualities in a partner, “He has to make me laugh” is almost always near or at the top of the list.  But guys don’t indicate that they share the same priority.  They don’t seem to care much about having a girl with a sense of humor.

I’m pretty sure this is because all guys really want is a girl who will fall into an erotic, hypnotic trance whenever they snap their fingers and whisper the code word “Snickerdoodle.”