“Your reading comprehension is improving, but you need to use a dictionary if you’re not sure how to spell a word like ‘comprehensiveness.’”
-- Mrs. Van Dusen, Fifth Grade Teacher
“Strong thesis statement, but I think you’ve misunderstood the primary motivation behind Dickens’s use of the first-person narrator in regards to the key themes in chapters 47 and 48.”
-- Professor Byrd, UC Davis
“Dear Mr. Howard: We appreciate the chance to review your manuscript. We found it very interesting. Unfortunately, it does not meet our needs at the present time.”
-- Editor
”I like your site. If I link to you, will you link to me?
-- Private email sent in regards to GeeseAplenty.com
“Great press release. But you need to use a dictionary if you’re not sure how to spell a word like ‘comprehensiveness.’”
-- Former Boss
Posted by Greg at 06:02 AM on 01/28/09