Rumors indicate that Josh Hartnett is in the running to play Superman in the next movie. This is the guy whose performance in “Pearl Harbor” made Ben Affleck look like a dedicated thespian of great skill and craft.

But I want to be fair about this. Although Hartnett is not qualified to play Superman, here are five other superheroes he’d be very good at:
5. Robin the Boy Wonder
4. Mr. Clean from the detergent commercials
3. The guy from the Wonder Twins
2. The girl from the Wonder Twins
1. McGruff the Crime Dog