Go to the bathroom during a conference call, forgetting that your cell phone is still on “speaker.”

When discussing your weekly metrics and milestones, get confused and start recounting the plot of the Nip/Tuck episode you’re watching.

Out of habit, read blogs with your finger poised over “Minimize"--even though no one can sneak up behind you.

Exclaim “Wow, the coffee’s great today!” and realize that it’s your own.

Do your best work without pants, and wonder if there’s a connection.  (Not technically a peril unless practiced back at the office.)

Mention on a conference call “So, did everyone else just wake up from a nap too?”

Accidentally send emails to colleagues from home email account, inadvertently revealing blog site in signature file.

Allow guilt complex to actually compel you to do work.