Discuss our current projects, introduce the key players, shake everyone’s hand--and then immediately after the meeting, send each person a Friendster request.

Spend the hour talking about how Amway isn’t really a pyramid scheme.

Glare at everyone in the room and snarl, “You’re even worse looking than the last lot.”

Roll up my shirt and start pointing at imaginary scars from fights with various sharks.

Walk in back of each person while talking, occasionally saying “duck duck”...and then tap someone on the shoulder, shout “Goose,” and run around the room expectantly.

Collect five dollars from each person to keep the presentation under 30 minutes.

Grab at people’s faces and show them my thumb between my fingers, exclaiming “Aha!  Got your nose.”

Have each person say their name and something interesting about themselves--while sitting on my lap.