How the hell did T’Pau’s “Heart and Soul” make it into VH-1’s “Top 100 One Hit Wonders,” but “Walk the Dinosaur” by Was (Not Was) didn’t? “Dinosaur” is one of the all-time great dance songs. It’s got a killer hook, surreal lyrics, and a blistering saxophone solo. T’Pau, on the other hand? “Give me a little bit of heart and soul.” Oh, I can definitely help you out with your heart, you talentless late ‘80s hack. Just give me a clear path to your ribcage.

On an unrelated note, my New Year’s resolution is to not take pop culture so seriously.