Baby Fear Factor.
Potential situations:

- Forcing them to eat spinach

- Forcing them to walk before they’re ready

- Let them listen to Wiggles records but only backwards

When ratings start to dip:

- Force them to walk across perilous rivers swimming with crocodiles

- Force them to make gourmet dinners for elite society using only commonly found household ingredients

World’s Most Dangerous Babies.

Potential stars:

- Baby who spits

- Baby who pukes

- Baby who throws food around

When ratings start to dip:

- Baby with machine gun

- Baby with poison darts

- Al-Qaeda babies

The Real World: Montessori Pre-School

Potential character types:

- Artist baby (ace at fingerpainting)

- Aspiring rapper baby (M.C. Babyface)

- Volatile baby that causes all the conflict--grumpy, refuses to take naps (possibly still breast fed?)

When ratings start to dip:

- Celebrity teachers (The Coreys, Haim and Feldman, drop in for a guest lecture; hilarity ensues)

- Celebrity baby Show-and-Tell (Britney Spears’s baby, Sean, can show the others his scars from the many times he was hurtled out of his car seat and through the windshield; Tomkat’s baby, Suri, can show everyone the special gills implanted into his skin as a gift from his alien godfathers; Brangelina baby shows hot pics of Mom)