This post is dedicated to mothers of small children everywhere.  And I mean all of you--whether you’re a money-grubbing opportunist, a beautiful human being with genuine love for all mankind, or just unbelievably naive. I want you to stop what you’re doing.  Put down the mouse.  Back away from the computer.  Now go find that list of things that indicates what you’re willing to let your kids do this weekend:

Things I Will Let My Kids Do This Weekend
Hang out at Chuck E. Cheese
Go roller skating
Visit Neverland
Sell crack
Get involved in street gangs

Now cross out the third item, so it looks like this:

Visit Neverland

Now hopefully none of us will ever have to go through this again.