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An executive at work:
“I’ll tell you something that I just can’t @*&*@&* stand--that ‘The More You Know’ campaign on TV.  That is the stupidest @*&*&*@ thing I’ve ever @#(*&*@# seen.  It’s stuff I already know, which pretty much defeats the point.  It’s like, ‘Don’t forget to breathe today.’ Thanks a @*(&*@ lot for that, you @*(&)*&@**&*%R&*$#&%*&&*s.”