I am starting to rethink my interest in voting for Obama.  Every single president has aged drastically while in office.  Take the once handsome Bill Clinton, for example:

The ravages of constant stress take their toll, and no president escapes unscathed.

Therefore, think what might happen if McCain becomes president.  He already looks like this:

By the end of his term, I think he’d have an extremely good chance of resembling the Marvel Comics character Ghost Rider:

Wouldn’t that be worth a measly four-year term to see?  Completely cool.

On second thought, the dangers probably outweigh the benefits. For example, here’s a screenshot of McCain’s VP pick, Sarah Palin, doing an Anchorage sportscast back in 1988:

It may have been the times, but I think that hairstyle would raise doubts and mistrust in anyone. Once a Saved by the Bell extra, always a Saved by the Bell extra.  She can spin this right round baby, right round.