There’s a billboard on my way to work that really gets on my nerves.  It shows a concerned doctor looking right at you, and the caption reads: “Child Obesity.  Don’t Take it Lightly.”

Here’s three ways to improve that caption:

“It’s 2005, and Fat Albert is No Longer Funny.”

“Tell Freddy to Put the Fork Down.”

“Your Apple Didn’t Fall Far from the Tree--Because It’s Fat.”