Action Item. A key superhero upon which depends the fate of the known universe. But usually people forget about him or take no notice of him. Strangely, the universe tends to continue on its merry way.
The Leverager (A.K.A. Synergy.) Collects resources and puts them together in order to achieve important tasks. Has no innate superpowers, so is better off as part of a super team--will fail if tries to go solo.
Pro-Active. Goes out and fights crime before anyone else thinks of it. Gained powers after being bitten by radioactive productivity. Widely disliked by other heroes. Weakness: loses powers without constant contact with caffeine.
Mindshare. Takes over the thoughts of others in order to promote own ideas and values. Despite highly cerebral power, often fails to exhibit any unique or original thoughts of his own.
Facetime. Makes gains in the fight against crime by eschewing email and promoting personal contact. Weakness: doesn’t always supplement superpower with sufficient quantities of breath mints.
Bandwidth. Able to alter the substance of the temporal continuum by somehow managing to have no time at any point in the day to take on additional projects. Catch phrase: “I have no...Bandwidth!!”
Catalyst. Implements activities that initiate a specific chain of events. Since events are often negative rather than positive, Catalyst is frequently thought of as a supervillain.
Scalable. Entry pending--at time of writing, no one has any idea what this person does.
Posted by Greg at 07:43 PM on 04/18/07
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