I understand the urge to be indecisive.  I’ve agonized about every major life decision I’ve ever made--where to go to school, what to do, what to stop doing, where to live, how to live it.  These things have never come easy.  I’m always staggered by the multitude of options, what it means to choose one path and have countless others forever vanish.  I’m sympathetic to those who similarly find themselves caught between two possibilities, and to not understand how to navigate between them in order to reach a firm, solid solution.

But the whole concept of boxer-briefs is just taking the whole thing to an extreme.

Women, if you hang out with someone who wears boxer-briefs, you will:

Always have to decide where you both go for dinner

Need to hang on to the remote if you ever want to watch anything

Wear the pants in the relationship...as well as several other garments.

Again, I understand indecisiveness.  I mean, I have a PC desktop and a Mac for my laptop.  But boxer-briefs takes the concept of dual platform to an extreme that I simply can’t support or condone.