If blogs could post Craigslist ads.

Bored blog, sick of the same old stats, seeks discreet encounters with random readers. Please no fly by night commenters--looking for long-term commitment leading to RSS feed subscription.  Be willing to try exotic, unusual sentence formulations.  Open to anything but flame wars are a hard limit.

About me: Four years old but feel only a few months at heart.  Friends tell me my graphics are cute.  I take up more bandwidth than I’d like but I’m working on slimming down.  Party days are long behind me but still enjoy occasional linking and group blogrolling.  I do have Google ads but otherwise financially self sufficient. 

Bonus points if you have a fetish for black text on white background.

Your pic gets my screenshot.