Me: I think I’ve been watching too many episodes of The West Wing on Bravo.

He: How so?

Me: Whenever I’m done talking with the CEO, I have to stifle an urge to say “Thank you, Mr. President.”

He: Right.

Me: Also, remember my proposed West Wing drinking game, where you take a drink whenever a character says “Okay”?  I figured out a way to up the ante.  You take a drink whenever a character says “Sir.”

He: Oh sure, that would work.  As long as you had no interest in making it to the first commercial break.