Watches the dancers.

Makes up unique insults to throw at the visiting team: “Our guys are taller than your guys.  They’re tall.  They’re, like, 5’10” if they’re an inch.  You are all short.”

Watches the dancers.

Watches the dancers.

Does a Shaggy impression every time Dirk Nowitski does something cool.

Watches the dancers.

Has disturbing conversations with 9-year olds, who ask:

“You’re from California?”

“Yup.”

“Man, I can’t believe what they say about Schwarzenegger.”

“....huh?”

“They’re all, like, he touches girls.  In a bad way.”

“Uh.”

“That’s what they’re saying.  I mean, c’mon, he was the Terminator.”

“Uh.”

“He would never do that...would he?”

“Look, there’s only one thing I know for sure about Schwarzenegger.  And I’ll tell it to you.  Are you ready?”

“...yeah.”

“He looks better in a tank top than I do.”

Dirk Nowitski of the Mavericks and Shaggy from Scooby Doo: Separated at birth?

*The Mavs totally won.  More to the point, beer was present.