“Geese Aplenty” is proud to present, in violation of multiple copyright laws, Celebrity Poetry Appre
“Teacher”
by Charlie (Charles) Sheen (star of Men at Work, Young Guns, Terminal Velocity)
Teacher, teacher, I don’t understand,
You tell me it’s like the back of my hand.
Should I play guitar and join the band?
Or head to the beach and walk in the sand?
Oh, teacher, teacher, I don’t understand…
... Teacher, teacher, the years have passed,
I never thought it would go so fast,
The things I learned they didn’t last.
I’m headin’ to sea as I raise the mast.
Oh, teacher, teacher, I’m a piece of your past.
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“Criticism”
by Jewel (multi-platinum pop singer)
The savages are upon me
and I feel my flesh
Burn
beneath the teeth
of their indifference
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“Pretty Little Girl in Red
by Amber Tamblyn (star of Joan of Arcadia, General Hospital, Port Charles)
The green umbrella blended into her face.
She watched the pretty little girl in red dance circles in her eyes,
like spider dust.
The golden whisper of her lips began to eat away the sand.
It was bright, as she cringed in pain.
She died later that afternoon.
Posted by Greg at 03:45 AM on 02/17/04
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