- I found this cool new indie band called Splinters on my Tongue.

- Dude, that is so August 2004.  Splinters on my Tongue sold out and now they play huge stadiums. I found this cool new indie band, Sarcastic Orgasm.

- Dude, SO is completely corporate now.  They moved out of their parents’ basement and now they play in a high school gymnasium.  Everyone’s heard of them.  I found this cool new indie band called Placenta.  They haven’t even been born yet.  Eventually they’ll be discovered--like, after they’re alive and learn to play instruments and stuff.

- Cool.  Hey--is that a Smashmouth CD you’ve got there?

- Oh yeah.  But I listen to it in this very half-hearted ironic way. I can totally keep that balance without actually liking it.

- Cool.  Hey, let’s get some stethoscopes and listen to our stomachs growl.

- Cool.  I love that low-fi sound.