This is widely being reported on the national news, but it happened a half mile from my house.  A gasoline tanker crashed and exploded, melting a large section of a freeway overpass and demolishing two of the most heavily congested commuter routes in the San Francisco Bay Area.

To summarize: A tanker carrying gasoline exploded, causing months of headache and worry for people driving cars that depend on gas.

I think there’s only one question on anyone’s mind at this point:

Now can we get some goddamn flying cars??