From the CNN article Kerry Targets Ohio Geese, Voters: “Wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, [Kerry] left on a hunt of ducks and geese on a supporter’s farm outside of Youngstown.  Kerry adviser Mike McCurry said it’s important in the final days of the campaign that voters ‘get a better sense of John Kerry, the guy.’”

Hey, loserboy, I know the polls are showing that you’re about to have as much luck in the election as Dick Cheney at a heart surgeon’s convention, but lay off my namesakes.

Do I go around smashing up Heinz ketchup bottles just to prove I’m a big shot?  Because believe me, I could, and I’ve resisted out of respect for your candidacy and your inherited fortune. But I’m starting to rethink the wisdom of going easy on condiments in light of your bloodthirsty new campaign tactics.

How about I just change the name of this site to Kerry Aplenty?  Then you can prove your manliness by going on a hunt for yourself.

Assknocker.