Debate #3: Bush thought bubble.

We’re both wearing the same tie.  I can’t believe we’re both wearing the same tie.  A red tie with polka dots.  But wait--Kerry’s tie is dumb.  If you connect the dots in a certain way on my tie, you can create a nice dandelion.  His tie can’t do that at all.

The moderator from CBS News, Bob Schieffer, better be damn glad he’s on that side of the table.  He has a stripey tie, like a barber shop pole.  I’d totally kick his ass.