Here are some recent search engine terms people have used to find this site:

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That’s right, baby. I’ve got ‘em and you can’t have ‘em. You go see how easy it is to break into Oprah’s kitchen.

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I think we all knew that Fox TV execs were running out of ideas. Also in development: “When Animals Rob Banks.”

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One of my favorite duos too. They sang “Separate Lives,” right?

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Simple. Just use Oprah’s oven mitts.