To Young Bloggers, on Making Too Much of Time.

(with apologies to Robert Herrick)

Spread your blog postings while ye may
But your future do not shirk
That which amuses today
May one day put you out of work.

That YouTube video full of skin
Such revelry, drunken shows!
A grim visage may chance to find
And think: “My employees should wear clothes.”

Nothing is lost upon the Interwebs
Not one sexcapade nor shouting row
Even if deleted, it’s always cached
And spread viral to and fro

Oh ye Washington intern! Blog your antics
Put politicians to shame
But if your treachery discover’d
Land an agent to secure your fame.

Oh ye stewardess!  So free in flight
Bored with passing out meals
But pose in airline duds?
If fired, you’ll need a book deal.

Oh ye ex-Mormon!  If you lose your job
Due to aspersions cast upon your employer
Well, actually, you’re now self-employed
Your site makes more than many lawyers.

But the rest of you, guide your actions well
They may come back to haunt in time
And if you must post your birthday suit
At least make sure it’s not past its prime.

niiiiiiicce.

Posted by romy  on  03/23  at  09:25 PM

Those birthday suits long past their sell-by date can be pretty gross, I agree

Posted by  on  03/23  at  10:49 PM

Even better than the original!

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  03/24  at  02:02 PM

Here, here, sir. I salute you!

Posted by Shannon  on  03/25  at  03:34 PM

So, where are the naked Greg pictures that gave rise to this poetic lament? URLs required, as “naked Greg pictures” does nasty stuff when you Google it…

Posted by  on  03/25  at  03:35 PM

Kudos--very well done! I love the closing.

-- david

Posted by David Amulet  on  03/25  at  05:30 PM

That’s why my diaper party pics don’t include any of me!

Posted by Dirty Dan Sin  on  03/26  at  10:28 AM

My new employer actually encourages blogging as it is “all the rage this season” and they even have a handy-dandy disclaimer for you to post to agree that you are not associated with them. Warm fuzzy feelings.

Posted by mia  on  03/27  at  10:57 PM

I just wanted to thank everyone that took the time to go to my site and search for diaper party. We’re still struggling to justify it.

Posted by Dirty Dan Sin  on  03/28  at  01:28 PM

I think I saw this written on a gas station bathroom wall in western PA.

Posted by  on  03/30  at  11:01 AM

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