1. Sting boasts to interviewers that he has frequent tantric sex with his wife that goes on for hours. Is it really something to brag about that you can’t focus enough to get the job done? Maybe Sting ought to be dreaming less about blue turtles or fields of fire and concentrating more on the job at hand. Where is Entertainment Weekly asking me for the secrets of my two-minute technique?
2. I want to be clear: I saw An Inconvenient Truth and loved it. I’ve been genuinely impressed how it changed the fundamentals of national debate on global warming, so that the discussion became less about “It’s just one side of the argument” and more about “It’s real; now what do we do about it.” Still, though. The movie rails against the American tendency to consume too much--and wouldn’t that message have been more compelling if Gore, himself, showed a little restraint?
I’m not saying he has to go all Christina Ricci. But saving the world starts at home, tugboat.
3. Everyone wants to know the truth about Britney. Why wasn’t my phone ringing off the hook when I began to go bald? Frankly, discussing the matter in public would have been very healing for me.
Ingrates.
1. Hours??? Oh to be his wife.
2. Huh? Are you still talking? Sorry, still thinking about having sex with Sting for hours.
3. I bet sex with Sting for hours would cure whatever ailment she has.
I guess your fat joke is acceptable since you turned around and made fun of your own baldness, but cut Gore a break, he is an emotional eater.
I wish Brittney would rock her bald head instead of wigging out.
It wasn’t Gore’s heft that concerned me...it was the decision to complain about global warming while flying around in jets...and the lone wolf persona that they tried to foist on us.
Oh, and please quit making me think of Sting and his dumb wife having the sex...please.
I read some Sting response to the question of whether he really has sex for hours where he said “Sure, if you count the dinner and the movie first.”
Don’t know if he was/is still bragging about his extended tantric skills, but I am sure the world needs a description of your two-minute technique.
Dude, you are not bald. I had your hairline when I was 18. That was, uh, hang on… lemme see… carry the 1.... 27 years ago.
Let the hair go. It is just in the way. Join us. Don’t be afraid. You’ve never known such peace.
I’ve been seriously considering that. I’d like to be all Jason Statham. Or something.
Honestly, I’d take the 2 minute over hours anytime. I much prefer walking to limping and whimpering.
I’ll pass on the Gore thing.
There is NOTHING as sexy as a man with a shaved head. It’s power...it’s a little “bad”...it’s HOT!
Britney kind of looks like Telly Savalas in that shot.
And you should be proud of your thick mane!
@teahouseblossom
britney never looked like savalas…
...she’ll be back.
regards from germany