The girls in your country are niiiiiiiice and easy.
Man who speaks with forked tongue, needs no silverware at dinner table.
You’re all kind of a poor man’s Australia, aren’t you?
If I don’t stop saying “No worries” instead of “No problem” or “You bet” in about a month, I’m coming back to tear this place apart.
For God’s sake, you’ve got a good thing going here. Keep Shania Twain the @*&*@ out.*
*Shania Twain is paying $21 million to buy a sizable chunk of vacation land in New Zealand’s south island. The transaction has created a huge controversy over the government allowing foreigners to buy up prime real estate. They want the money, but some factions wonder if this is ultimately good for the country. Let me help settle this debate: It isn’t. Selling crack on street corners would be a better way to boost the economy than parceling out beautiful landscapes to talentless rock stars. I mean, couldn’t they have at least sold it to someone cool like Peter Gabriel? I’d totally give him my spare bedroom. I’d be all, “How’s it going?” and he’d be all “I just finished unpacking. Mind if we chill out and listen to some world music?” and I’d be all “No worries, mate” “No problem, dude.”
You totally need to use the line “The girls in your country are niiiiiiiice and easy” and then break into an impression of Tina Turner doing “Proud Mary”. It may help you to wear a beaded mini dress. It may help all the other people at customs, too.
I hate rich people.
New Zealand is already a nuke-free zone. They passed a national law to that effect back in the Eighties. How hard could it be to outlaw talentless celebrities? It’s not like they have the potential to provide power to countless homes and industry. Of course, in thinking about it further, Shania Twain and her ilk could be brandished about as a deterrent VMD (vocals of mass destruction) in international relations…
GEEZE....for 21 million dollars she must be practically buying the ENTIRE south island....they MUST keep her out!
New Zealand is the new Wyoming.
it makes me ill to think that shania has an extra 21 mil laying around to toss at an island. why why why must people buy her crappy music and make her rich? whyyyyyyyyyy?!
life is so unfair. *sigh*
I hate rich or poor. It doesn’t matter.
Some of us just don’t get out as often as we’d like, so maybe you’ll let us know how the strip search goes.
Why the hell would she want to own that much? Ugh. She annoys me.
The thought of Greg in a beaded mini dress is more than I think I can bear.
Well, until he provides photos. Then I’ll be okay.
A friend of mine who works for a big company had Shania Twain as corporate entertainment for a function.
Because it was a company thing, my friend’s boss had Shania Twain go on before his own band, purely so he could say that she had been a ‘supporting act’.
Knobber.
you could always go (err, have gone) the oscar wilde route and claim that you have nothing to declare except your genius.