Oh lord, there’s a plumber in my home.
Oh lord, there’s a plumber in my home.
I’ve been to London and I’ve been to Rome
But I never thought there’d be a plumber in my home.
It’s sort of grown up is what I think
It’s sort of grown up is what I think
Instead of buying CDs and drinks
I’m making sure that everything’s in sink.
(ukelele solo)
He’s a Chinese plumber named Ping
He’s a Chinese plumber named Ping
“Last time, no was professional job, I thing”
Is what he says as he surveys everything.
I won’t call my bank to get a loan floated
No, I won’t call my bank to get a loan floated
Even though pipes large and small are bloated
Ping’s not charging more than what he quoted.
Oh lord, there’s a plumber in my home
Oh lord, there’s a plumber in my home…
But my sink will no longer be acting hyper
So I won’t mind having to pay the piper.
(Repeat first verse until fade out or until singers fall down drunk)
I love it!
Please tell me you offered to pay him in song instead of cash.
ho-Ping Greg’s pipes flow:
rich spring brings much joy, bounty
to mind, body, home
very grown-up indeed, though i’m glad to see you’re still making up rhymes about events of daily life.
and i liked “(ukelele solo)”. heh!
I wrote a similar gospel number this weekend when there was a Brazilian cleaning lady in my apartment. It was like the second coming, only it was the first ever.
In my head it sounded almost perfect, if only it was a mandolin solo.
My, my. What other talents have you been hiding?
I thought we had an understanding that these puns would end. For the love of God, there could be children reading.
you don’t see too many ukelele solos these days. bravo.
I don’t really have anything to say to that...just that I’m laughing right now.
how do you dance to all that?
I wonder if Ping knows that he’s an Internet celebrity now.
Jaden, have a clue!! (Hint: (ukelele solo)) *dances hula*
You know that cow in Homer’s brain? That’s how you dance to a ukelele solo (ok, so that would be hula as Dave said, but I thought you might need an obvious visual).
idunno Dave.
You know how Greg likes to wave his hands in the air…
I was thinking maybe an interpretive modern dance might be good.
This song needs to be recorded by Dolly, Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris on TRIOS: The Nightmare Continues.
Yeah, but they can only do the trio if the bring Tiny Tim in to do the ukelele solo…
You just knocked my “Oh, I’m driving down the little frontage road” song off the top of the Spur Of the Moment Ditty charts, ya bastard.
You’re sure to be contacted by Darin from “Darin’s Dance Grooves.” Or maybe a big Broadway producer!
Magnificent! I’ll dance till my stockin’s are hot and ravellin’