Number of hours I had nothing important to do: 5
Number of cocktail makers previously received as housewarming gift: 1
Number of months said maker had been left relatively unused: 6
Number of martini glasses won over New Year’s: 6
Number of drinks I decided to make on Sunday: 4 (regular martini, apple martini, manhattan, black russian)
Number of drinks I intended to consume: 2
Number of drinks I intended to give to roommate: 2
Roommate’s appreciation of cool cocktail maker and martini glasses, on scale of 1 to 10: 10
Roommate’s appreciation of the taste of alcohol in any given form, on scale of 1 to 10: 1
Drinks actually consumed by roommate: 0
Deviation from plan, in terms of unconsumed drinks: 2
Drinks consumed by me as a consequence: 4
Number of hours spent somewhat inebriated: 3
Number of hours spent watching bad LeeLee Sobieski movies on HBO: 3