Other ideas for blog conferences now that Blogher is a hit.

BlogBimbo
Theme: Gathering of women who post scantily-clad pictures of themselves in front of bathroom mirrors holding digital cameras.

Most popular panel: “My Father was Mean to Me.”

BlogBohunk
Theme: Gathering of men who constantly post pictures of their abs.

Most popular panel: “My Mother was Mean to Me.”

BlogBotox
Theme: Gathering of people who blog about plastic surgery and/or constantly update their blog templates.

Most popular panel: “Eliminating age lines while Improving Adsense Click Throughs.”

BlogBust
Theme: Gathering of people who don’t really blog but rather post favorite links.

Most popular panel: “Conferences We Recommend You Go to Instead of This One.”

BlogBiatch
Theme: Gathering of people who gossip and make snarky comments about other bloggers.

Most popular panel: “We Could Have Been Dooce if We Had Really Wanted.”

BlogHex
Theme: Gathering of blog wiccans.

Most popular panel: “Where to Find the Best Glittery Unicorn Icons for your Template.”

BlogBreeders
Theme: Gathering of Mom and Dad bloggers.

Most popular panel: None.  The Moms are busy scarfing down martinis and the Dads are Googling old girlfriends.

BlogBored
Theme: Gathering of people who start every other post with “I’ve really had nothing to say lately.”

Most popular topic: “This Panel isn’t About Anything in Particular but we Needed to Fill Space.”

More about Blogher here.  And hell, here’s more about Bloghim.

Hey! I started a post like that today. Can I get a free ticket to Blogbored? Or maybe I could be a sponsor?

Posted by Lisa V  on  05/30  at  03:00 PM

2nd post re: Blogher that made me laugh today. The first was here. Scroll down to the LOL Cat picture.

Posted by Elisa Camahort  on  05/30  at  04:17 PM

How did you know I Google old girlfriends?
On a related theme, what do you call a senior citizen who is a stalker?

Posted by  on  05/31  at  02:14 AM

How about the “Blogging about blogging” panel?

Posted by Thomas  on  05/31  at  08:32 PM

Ha!  I am obviously forced to attend.

Posted by Greg  on  06/01  at  06:54 AM

Hey there Greg....
Tried to contact you via the ‘contact’ link, and it says I’m not authorized or something?? Just thought I should let you know in case it isn’t working.

Posted by  on  06/03  at  03:20 AM

Contact form seems to be working okay to me...not sure what the problem was, but I’ll look into it.  Anyway, I’m readily accessible at

Posted by Greg  on  06/03  at  07:45 AM

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