Mistakes I made pertaining to my poker/board game party this weekend.

I scheduled the whole party a month ago, and didn’t realize that I was scheduling it a day before Easter.  Who thinks about chocolate rabbits and resurrections in February?  Whatever.

Earlier in the week I let my friend convince me to go shopping at Costco after I had a few beers.  It’s not good to shop at Costco without absolute mental clarity.  Because I saw a huge jar of pickles and thought “I bet fourteen people eating burgers can burn through that” and now I have a HUGE JAR OF PICKLES.*

I used white zinfandel for sangria.  Okay, so, maybe that didn’t work.

I dealt from the bottom of the deck when I wasn’t paying attention.

I write too much on this dumb site; some of the guests, in honor of the post below, brought me a stick of pepperoni and I didn’t get it at first.**

*But I’ll eat them.  I love pickles.

** But I’ll eat it.  I love pepperoni.

my mother once told a fellow teacher she thought a little frog figurine in a shop was cute.  the colleague told a friend, who told a friend ... from then on, every gift-giving opportunity that arose, my mother received frog figurines.  from everyone.  for the next fifteen years.

you may be cursed with pepperoni from internet gifters for a while, that’s all i’m saying.

Posted by romy  on  03/27  at  04:13 PM

Size has no relative quality in Costco. I have the vat o’ mayo to prove it.

Enjoy the pickles and pepperoni...not at the same time.

Posted by melissaS  on  03/27  at  04:16 PM

Next time I see you, I am bringing pepperoni soup and mincemeat pie. And a throw for the new couch.

Posted by  on  03/27  at  08:36 PM

Pickles and pepperoni......hmmmm....sounds like someone is pregnant. 

Posted by Peggasus  on  03/28  at  03:25 AM

Not that size matters… but was it a Costco pepperoni?

Posted by Trouble  on  03/28  at  04:35 AM

The other mistake you made was not inviting me. Dude, I can’t play poker worth crap. What’s that they say about a fool and her money? Yeah. You could have cleaned up, big time. “Big mistake. Huge. I have to go shopping now.”

Posted by patricia  on  03/28  at  05:27 AM

I bought a Campbell’s Soup at Hand, Pizza Soup for lunch yesterday in your honour.

Posted by  on  03/28  at  05:30 AM

I take it you didn’t see “Because of Winn Dixie” when Dave Matthew’s character shows up at the party with...a huge jar of pickles. 

Posted by kalisah  on  03/28  at  06:38 AM

fyi...here’s my favorite sangria recipe…

http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/special/chacha/sangria.html

Posted by  on  03/28  at  07:42 AM

I was the big-ass winner at poker this weekend.  That does not have too much to do with your post, but I just had to tell someone.

Posted by CF  on  03/28  at  07:53 AM

I may need to have a special sangria party just so I can exorcise this demon…

Posted by Greg  on  03/28  at  08:22 AM

How will you do that?  Cardio Kick boxing?

Posted by Meredith  on  03/28  at  08:31 AM

Sorry I missed it.  Had I been there, you would not be stuck with all those extra pickles and pepperoni meats.

Posted by Kathy S.  on  03/28  at  08:54 AM

How come you didn’t ask for our favorite Sangria recipe?  Mix equal parts Cabernet Sauvignon (Gallo jug will do-doesn’t have to be expensive) and Vodka. Add some fruit juice, lemon slices, and you’re all set. Freeze some of it in ice cube trays and add to mix after frozen.

Posted by Papa Goose  on  03/28  at  08:56 AM

who drinks sangria at a poker party?! where’s the rot-gut beer, whiskey and stogies?

Posted by  on  03/28  at  09:46 AM

i think you know who you should have asked for a sangria recipe. sheesh.

Posted by jaden  on  03/28  at  12:23 PM

I knew I’d hear from you on that.  All I can say is, I didn’t think I’d actually screw it up.

Posted by Greg  on  03/28  at  12:25 PM

Follow this simple maxim in future culinary endeavors:  NEVER, EVER, USE WHITE ZINFANDEL FOR ANYTHING.  Don’t buy it, don’t accept it as a gift, don’t even make eye contact with it at Costco.  You’re lucky all you got was shitty sangria—others have lost marriages, sunk into drug addiction and started middle east wars, all because they listened to the little white zindandel devil on their left shoulder.

Posted by Geoff  on  03/28  at  12:40 PM

Oh, I love you too, sweetie!

Posted by Pickles  on  03/28  at  02:35 PM

I have to say that Geoff is right.  There was a heady time, back in the mid 90s, when my stomach lining was young, I was 10 feet tall and bulletproof, when I was actually a wino for a time.  Me and this Columbian girl named, Natalia.  Yes, I think her name was Natalia.  We became winos together.

It was fantastic, we drank gallons upon gallons of White Zin, and alomst flunked out of Penn State.

Later, Natalia and the Zin long gone, I slipped into drug addiction, drug dealing, was arrested, went to prison, all kinds of bad shit.  Now, I work for a lawyer.  Again, more bad shit.

I used to blame it on bad judgment.  Now, I know it was that demon wine.

Thanks Geoff

Posted by Grampa Acid  on  03/28  at  06:24 PM

Wanna go to Costco this weekend? 

Posted by john bobincheck  on  03/31  at  06:36 PM