McNuggets.

Hey now.  You may have already read it here, but why not read it again over there?

Why is it even more funny & cool now that it has been seen on McSweeney’s?  I am giddy for you.

Posted by cloudy  on  04/08  at  10:06 AM

i especially enjoyed the lost-in-Napa one. And the friend-of-a-friend one.
What a stupid comment this is turning out to be. I think I’ll shut up now

Posted by jude  on  04/08  at  03:44 PM

You are too cool.

Posted by kathy  on  04/09  at  11:08 AM

Neat neat neat. Quite a coup for McSweeney’s. And yet…

I hate to mention this in front of everyone, but their font kind of makes your ass joke look fat.

Posted by  on  04/09  at  03:11 PM

Shows how much you know.  McSweeneys is a funny site and therefore their font must be funny--even if it’s in a way that we don’t yet understand.  Boy, is your face red.

Posted by Greg  on  04/09  at  03:31 PM

i love that you’re published on mcsweeney’s.  congratulations.  smile

Posted by romy  on  04/09  at  06:54 PM

congratula---

Hey! Wait a second! Haven’t you already been published on McWeeney’s once before?

Okay, people, I know you like ‘Greg’ and all, but please check the northern california media for any reports of unsolved mysteries. something’s fishy here. squid pro quo, you might say.

Posted by brandon  on  04/09  at  08:31 PM

Dude! You’re famous. Famouser. I am TOTALLY gonna stalk you and, um, get a tastee-freez in your general area.

Posted by Mir  on  04/10  at  06:02 AM

brandon, or you might NOT.

Posted by Greg  on  04/10  at  09:09 AM

YOU’RE FAMOUS!  I love McSweeney’s Lists.  I go every day, hoping for a new one.

Posted by AMG  on  04/10  at  09:48 AM

Gangsta rap is dead...long live Greg rap.

Posted by anna  on  04/10  at  01:46 PM

It STILL made me laugh!

Posted by Anne Glamore  on  04/10  at  03:43 PM

Lovely, lovely.

But I still think its funniness is rivaled by the top ten Klingon Fairy Tales.  That’s always been one of my favorite.

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  04/10  at  10:02 PM

please write those songs soon. (esp. bitches & hos)

Posted by jaden  on  04/11  at  11:05 AM

McSweeney’s.  Some aspire to get published, others to get published on McSweeney’s. 

Much congratulations, although I am not at all surprised, GHo.

Posted by Rae  on  04/11  at  11:54 AM

I’m very late to the game - but congrats on the McSweeney’s list! Also: “Smack my fax up” is fantastic.

Posted by erika  on  04/19  at  06:13 AM