Watches the dancers.
Makes up unique insults to throw at the visiting team: “Our guys are taller than your guys. They’re tall. They’re, like, 5’10” if they’re an inch. You are all short.”
Watches the dancers.
Watches the dancers.
Does a Shaggy impression every time Dirk Nowitski does something cool.
Watches the dancers.
Has disturbing conversations with 9-year olds, who ask:
“You’re from California?”
“Yup.”
“Man, I can’t believe what they say about Schwarzenegger.”
“....huh?”
“They’re all, like, he touches girls. In a bad way.”
“Uh.”
“That’s what they’re saying. I mean, c’mon, he was the Terminator.”
“Uh.”
“He would never do that...would he?”
“Look, there’s only one thing I know for sure about Schwarzenegger. And I’ll tell it to you. Are you ready?”
“...yeah.”
“He looks better in a tank top than I do.”
Dirk Nowitski of the Mavericks and Shaggy from Scooby Doo: Separated at birth?
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*The Mavs totally won. More to the point, beer was present.
Testing to see if this works.
You did sports and watched dancers and drank beer - I’m sure you fit right in.
Hey, you can leave comments!
I can leave comments too. Watch ...
You did sports? But do you still respect them?
Okay. I didn’t say I could leave funny comments. blah.
Regardless ... I rock!
Pre-season NBA ... it’s faaaaantastic!
Now you are finally discovering why normal men love sports. It’s about friggin’ time, frankly.
Wait--they love the fact that the players look like cartoon characters? No wonder I’ve been so lost.
OH. MAH. LORD. He DOES look like Scooby...wait ‘til I tell my husband!!
OK WAIT...before you yell at me...he looks like SHAGGY...not Scooby.
This post reminded me why I love you greg.
I think i had forgotten. Thanks for restoring my faith in all things funny.
who says arnie touches girls?
maybe i should rethink my copy of <i>kindergarten cop<i>…
I’m worried about the 9 year old......He’s too aware of current events. We need to dumb kids down.