Powell: So I assume we’re going to take military action against Kim Jong Il and North Korea.

Bush: Why on Earth would we do that?

Powell: Well, because they’ve admitted to a nuclear weapons program, violating our 1994 agreement. Weapons of mass destruction--international defiance--potential hostile intent. It’s the exact same scenario as Iraq, whom we’re preparing to attack.

Bush: Yeah, but...it’s different.

Powell: How is it different?

Bush: Kim didn’t pick on my Dad.

Powell: This whole thing with Saddam Hussein is a personal grudge? But you told the U.N Security Council--

Bush: Don’t get me wrong. I still think North Korea is part of the vertex of evil…

Powell: ...axis…

Bush: Access to evil, yes. But you can’t just fly off the handle and attack anybody. Just the people who are mean to me.

Powell: So you’re not worried about Kim?

Bush: Oh please. Like I’d be worried about a female President.