At the movies a while back, I saw two trailers. One was called Red Eye, a white-knuckle thriller about a cute woman who ends up sitting next to a psychopath on an airplane. The other was called Flightplan, a white-knuckle thriller bout a cute woman who ends up losing her daughter on an airplane. Both movies look worthless, but maybe there’s a chance to bulk up the plot a bit by combining them. Red Eye Flightplan, a white-knuckle thriller about a cute woman who loses her daughter while sitting next to a psychopath on an airplane.
“Stewardess, help me! That man is crazy! Also, have you seen my daughter?”
I still wouldn’t go see it, though.
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At the sushi place near my place of work, they’re advertising two specials:
OH YES ROLL
YUMMY YUMMY ROLL
You have to respect a place that cuts the pretentious crap and tells it like it is.
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I made a joke once. Someone else has done it better.
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Imagine the possibilities; my favourite would be combining E.T. and Titanic: a beautiful Philadelphia socialite falls in love with a cute alien from Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. After the ship sinks, a rescue boat is guided to them by the light of his glowing finger—but wait! before the boat can get to them, they’re swept up by an alien spacecraft. And I WOULD go see that one.
don’t you just hate those one-uppers?
When I read your joke, I laughed (but not out loud) and thought there is no way someone else did it better. I was wrong. Better is better.
I need blogtrex, STAT!
And I am totally going to see a double feature of those plane movies, solely for the cute girls & one cute guy.
I will settle for a yummy yummy roll.
wow… what a gem of a blog/site to come across… thanks for making me spit half-chewed banana all over my desk while reading a few of your posts.
All that’s missing is the Hay Roll.