Be very suspicious of anyone who uses the expression, “I have my ducks all in row.”

First, one must question the overall mental competence of those who judge matters of chaos and order based on the geometric configuration of aquatic birds.

Second, the person has just admitted to being responsible for a large quantity of ducks. Ducks are high maintenance animals; can this individual be trusted with their care and feeding? Particulary since the person just admitted that he or she views the ducks as little more than a feathered version of feng shui.