What Colin Farrell has been doing now that his career has cooled.

Taking zany pictures in a $3.00 photo booth with his pal Cuba Gooding Jr.

Denying band friend requests on MySpace

Talking with inner city kids about career possibilities in show business

Writing script treatments for sequels to S.W.A.T. and Miami Vice

Chasing after the paparazzi

Finding out what’s really important to him in life (e.g. acting in movies)

Rearranging spice shelf

Enjoying email forwards such as “You know you’re a child of the ‘90s when...”

Thumbing through GMAT study guides

Nostalgically re-watching tapes of old threesomes

don’t forget scheduling group trips to the local indian casino to pick up those cheap cartons of cigarettes. good times!

also, ukiahi class of ‘87 is having their 20th reunion this weekend. you know what that means.

Posted by The Dan  on  08/02  at  09:10 AM

Er...it means being “out of town,” or possibly in a coma, around this time next year?

Posted by Greg  on  08/02  at  09:18 AM

I know you guys are just kidding.. you are kidding right? wink
But Colin’s career is fine.. he’s filmed three movies since Feb ‘06.. “Pride and Glory” with Edward Norton..due out Jan ‘08, Cassandra’s Dream.. Woody Allen’s latest.. with Ewan MacGregor.. premiering at Venice Film Fest and showing at Toronto International Film Fest in Sept. And then “In Bruges” with Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes.  He’s set to start filming “Dirt Music” with Rachel Weisz later this month and then will be in Japan in October for the Special Olympics which he is the Official Spokesperson for. 
So .. sorry to tell you that he probably won’t have time for your fun list of activities :D

Posted by maryp  on  08/02  at  12:16 PM

it’s good to rearrange one’s spice shelf every so often… you know what they say about variety! wink

Posted by  on  08/02  at  12:56 PM

Mary, thanks for reminding me why I like to blog. Snowy, thanks for reminding me why I’m sorry you’re on the other team.

Posted by Greg  on  08/02  at  06:15 PM

hey, what a coincidence! i was just watching a tape of an old foursome.

i didn’t know colin was a golfer!

Posted by brandon  on  08/03  at  10:11 AM

Euwww..Colin Farrell is icky.  I think he should spend more time with his illegitimate son.

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  08/08  at  06:31 AM

Speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr...have you seen the promos for that stupid new movie he did? Something about a camp? Holy crap, he’s stooped to an all time low. Looks like SOMEbody just needs a paycheck. Artistic integrity be damned.

Posted by jowste  on  08/19  at  04:09 AM

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