You know who’s got guts? The marketing people at K-Mart.
I’m sitting there watching Lost, and it suddenly switches to a commercial showing kids in pajamas hanging Christmas wreaths. Letters appear on the screen: “Martha Stewart Everyday Living.”
Those guys actually expect us to believe that Martha’s current “everyday living” is comprised of scenes of domestic bliss, rather than Martha being pinned against a wall by a woman named Hildy who hisses, “I’m your den mother and you’re my girl scout.”
HA! We noticed that too! But, was I the only one who noticed Tom Cruise’s cousin on LOST? I KNEW he would play a pivotal role!
Actually, Hildy “wouldn’t touch that frigid bitch with a ten-foot pole”.
“Caged Heat”
Showtime Afer Hours- The Passions of Hildy and Ms. Stewart. damn, that’s HOTTT!
I think you have the roles reversed. Martha is nobody’s bitch.
that campaign won out over “hurry in before we’re consumed by Roebuckasaurus, dying king of a doomed commercial breed!” The thing was, they had a really cute Roebuckasaurus so it worked better than it sounds.
poor martha.
It does me good to imagine Ms. Stewart whimpering for her manicurist. I bet her nails are skaggy right now. Ditto her dye job.
CF - THAT is his cousin. That guy gives me the creeps. I did mention it to my husband that I had never see that guy in the show before.
He’s always playing villians.
My MIL just bought me a Martha Stewart pillow today. I was thinking something similar when I got it.
How wickedly funny!
I can’t wait to see how she integrates the experience. Will Martha show us how to melt plastic spoons into a deadly weapon or make a cigarette lighter from a potato?
Hair pie for Martha this holiday season
I’m with Gopi. Plus, she’s somewhere called Camp Cupcake. How tough could these women be?
I’m guessing a favorite past time of good ol’ Martha right now is guessing how much money she’s gonna make because of the recent Sears/K-mart merger. :D
that’s kinda hot.
You can actually make it through an episode of Lost?
I think it’s great. It has its good and bad episodes, but it’s a rare thing--a character-driven fantasy.
Go Martha! I hope she makes gobs of $$$ from the book she will write while in the pin. Can’t wait to buy it. I liked her before ... there was nothing like Martha’s “It’s a good thing.” (so what if she’s a B ... gotta be to get anywhere in this world!) And she’s still goin strong (despite Camp Cupcake) ... go Martha!
Martha’s busy making her cell toilet into a cornucopia.
Maybe I keep catching it on the off nights.
Suddenly I feel a bit sorry for Martha.
i also find it kinda’ hot. im worried now.
I didn’t see that punchline coming (why? why!) and am now wiping coffee from my monitor, thank you.
Is it bad that I really miss her cooking show on the Food Network now that they’ve pulled it? (Don’t answer.)
I like “Lost” too, it’s refreshing to watch one of those shows where someone isn’t going to get voted off the island or show their boobies for a jar of peanut butter.
And I agree with Gopi as well, Martha seems far more likely to be the pinner and not the pinnee. She looks wicked scary when she’s pissed. :/
Yeah. Last I heard Martha was busy squirrelling away contraband spices (powdered sugar, butter and cinnamon) in her cell which she stole from the kitchen and hid in her bra! God only knows what she and Hildy are up to…
Okay, I’m going to be a pain here, but I have an inkling you might care and I’d want you to do the same for me, if I’d written the post before this one, which I didn’t: You’ve misused comprise.
..."everyday living” comprises scenes of domestic bliss…