Caption madness: Hilary Clinton and Natalie Portman.

CAPTION #1:

Hilary: “Natalie, sweetheart, let me put my hand up your back and make you recite my favorite lines of Queen Amidala dialogue.”

CAPTION #2:

Hilary: “You don’t have psychotic to pose for this picture--but it helps!”

CAPTION #3:

Natalie: “Well, Hayden, now you know why our love scenes were so unconvincing.”

CAPTION #4:

Natalie: “Hilary, I’ll vote for you--as long as you pass a law that forces everyone to turn up the heat.  I’m freezing in here.”

Hilary: “But I’m trying to fight global warming.”

“I’d like to take this opportunity to bring a couple of points to the attention of the public.”

Hello, Greg.

Posted by scott  on  03/07  at  06:42 AM

I am scarred. I will be scarred for at least the next two hours. I place the blame entirely on you.

Also: awesome.

Posted by Moose  on  03/07  at  10:35 AM

Natalie Portman: fashionista? Judging from that picture, she forgot her bra and her Merrell’s are much too tight

Posted by  on  03/07  at  11:31 AM

I was smiling already, but I didn’t laugh out loud until I read, “...her Merrells are much too tight.”

Lordy.

Posted by Belinda  on  03/07  at  12:05 PM

Wait...now we’re calling them Merrels?

Posted by Dirty Dan Sin  on  03/07  at  01:48 PM

I did not notice that until you made the freezing comment. Thank you for making the photo better.

Posted by Jack  on  03/07  at  02:06 PM

Smile!  Anime eyes!

Posted by  on  03/08  at  06:29 AM

SCHWING!

Posted by cloudy  on  03/08  at  11:26 AM

Oh, geez.  Someone on the turnpike has their brights on.

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  03/08  at  01:10 PM

Averting. My. Eyes.

It’s NOT my fault! I didnt’ *want* to look…

And I have seen Hayden in a convincing love scene. But it was with a man. *shrug*

Posted by TSM-terrifically superiorily mediocre  on  03/09  at  04:38 PM

What kind of shit mass-produced art are they hanging in that dump?

Posted by EV  on  03/10  at  11:48 AM

They both look digitally enhanced.

That and this picture makes me wonder if Hillary would look better with a shaved head.

Posted by Thomas  on  03/12  at  12:17 AM

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