SHE: What size of refrigerator are you looking for? 20 cubic feet?
HE: A bit smaller.
SHE: 18 cubic feet?
HE: Here’s the thing: I just need to be able to fit a good-sized adult body in the freezer.
SHE: ....
ME: ....
SHE: ....
ME: ...you probably hear that joke a lot.
SHE: Fortunately, no.
“She” doesn’t sound like much fun.
she probably just mostly gets kids looking for those little dormroom fridges, where you can only store dismembered midgets.
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