Buying a new fridge after my old one finally croaked like a celebrity in 2009.

SHE: What size of refrigerator are you looking for?  20 cubic feet?

HE: A bit smaller.

SHE: 18 cubic feet?

HE: Here’s the thing: I just need to be able to fit a good-sized adult body in the freezer.

SHE: ....

ME: ....

SHE: ....

ME: ...you probably hear that joke a lot.

SHE: Fortunately, no.

“She” doesn’t sound like much fun.

Posted by  on  07/03  at  09:53 AM

she probably just mostly gets kids looking for those little dormroom fridges, where you can only store dismembered midgets.

Posted by dan  on  07/09  at  04:48 PM

Buwahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  07/15  at  05:24 AM