Biden’s probable acceptance speech.

Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.

And I say this even though it is a period of civil war in the galaxy, in the sense that a brave Alliance of underground freedom fighters has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome galactic empire.

So anyway, so long. And thanks for all the fish.

I don’t care if it was back in the ‘80s. Plagiarists don’t change their spots. They just find more obscure texts.

Posted by Greg  on  08/23  at  11:33 AM

I am waiting for mccain to release an OSAMA BI(nla)DEN bumper sticker at any moment.

of course, mccain will have to find a running mate who has somehow managed to avoid airport restrooms. good luck with that.

Posted by brandon  on  08/23  at  12:51 PM

You are a genius.  And you make me laugh.  I think I love you.

Posted by Tina  on  08/23  at  12:56 PM

Out-freaking-standing. Hilarious.

Posted by  on  08/23  at  03:03 PM

Oh, the rhetoric of it all. I don’t think I can stand it anymore. Obama is beginning to sound alot like Charlie Brown’s teacher...Wawnk wawnk. Wawnk wawnk wawnk.

My first visit. Nice blogging.

Posted by 3magpies  on  08/23  at  06:52 PM

Is this another ObamaNation press release?

Posted by  on  08/23  at  09:20 PM

OMG! He’s not only a plagiarist, he can’t count! He should at least have reset the clock on the Gettysburg Address.

Posted by  on  08/25  at  07:43 AM

I think Obama should have chosen Michelle as his running mate.

Posted by teahouseblossom  on  08/26  at  06:05 AM

greg.  seriously.  i haven’t told you this in a long time, but you rock. loved it!

Posted by the mighty jimbo  on  08/29  at  11:01 AM

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