Sometimes I’m told that I don’t like to try new things in bed. But that’s just not true. Sometimes I sleep on my side. Sometimes I sleep on my stomach. Sometimes I stack up the pillows behind my neck. Sometimes I elevate my legs using a highly sophisticated array of matching blankets and throw cushions.
Clearly, comments like this simply suggest people projecting their own feelings about themselves. And it forces me to say, hey, no need to blame me for your own lack of adventure. Come join me way out here on the precipice, where I like to say that if you’re not on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
at the risk of pulling back the curtain, on entries like this, do you come up with the punchline and work backwards? just curious.
Do your partners mean your unwillingness to eat anchovies and crackers in bed??
Did someone try to change your Sleep Number on you? Tcha…
I was taking one of those stupid online quizzes and it was the only answer to the question that I wanted to give but they didn’t have it listed as one of the options so I blogged it. But what is a sleep number?
Sleep number: person’s individual setting on a particular brand of aero bed that allows the users to have separate degrees of inflation, and therefore of firmness, on two sides of a queen or king bed. You obviously don’t watch enough late night TV so have missed their informercials.
Oh. Yeah, I’m too busy calling to order the E-Z Bake Waffle Maker.
Have you tried sleeping hanging from your feet, you know with boots nailed to the ceiling?
Goodness. Now we’re talking about creativity in bed? I believe you’ve lowered the tone of this most excellent and highbrow blog down by several notches.
Is anyone else impressed by the fact that Greg’s father uses the plural forum when describing Greg’s bedmate(s)?
I just found your site tonight & I’ve gotta say it had me rolled over in pain. Very classic humor. Loved it!! I’ll be back to read more.
Hey, do you make bed forts like I do? If not, you’re clearly not adventurous enough in bed.
They make EZ-Bake Waffle Makers?