I’m pleased to report that this Thanksgiving will be a secure one for the American people. Although President Bush recently took part in the annual tradition of pardoning a turkey on the White House lawn, he did not engage in this trivial pasttime without an eye on the bigger picture.
Despite the pardon, the turkey was not set free--but rather shuttled off to the Guantanamo Bay detention facility in Cuba to be questioned about taking part in a highly suspicious gathering of like-minded fellows.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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oh? and how do you know about such goings-on, mr. howard? hmmmmm?
I guess this would be the time to give a moving rendition of Basted in Blood, and bust out the tofurkey.
On the other hand, I am suspicious about the presence of turkeys aplenty, with nary a goose in sight. What’s up with that?
As long as they’re treated humanely (with a nice salt rub and a good mix of veggies shoved up their behinds) I’ll be peaceful about it.
Happy Thanksgiving, Greg!
thanks for the “basted” link, gopi. i had almost forgotten about that prize episode. thumbs up.
Happy Turkey Day.
those turkeys are up to NO GOOD.
much like some geese i know.
greg, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Gobble gobble, gobble! Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble. Gobble gobble gobble gobble. Gobble.
I just stumbled onto your site and I’ve been chuckling out loud reading your entries. Normally, I chuckle silently so that from behind one could guess that I am crying or really really cold. Anyway, your observations are hilarious and I love your writing. Today, I’m giving thanks for fresh meat and blog discoveries.
That’s nice. However, I really do think I’m allergic to mushrooms.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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