Twas the day before Christmas
And Greg gave blogging a rest
To spend time with the family
And hope he didn’t get a vest
(Nothing wrong with a shirt, or something that is polo
But a vest? Who am I, Han Solo?)
The blog will return, with plenty of geese
So Gap model lovers everywhere can tell me to cease
In the meantime, I wish you all joyous celebrations
And very happy holidays--regardless of your religious denominations.