What Colin Farrell has been doing now that his career has cooled.

Taking zany pictures in a $3.00 photo booth with his pal Cuba Gooding Jr.

Denying band friend requests on MySpace

Talking with inner city kids about career possibilities in show business

Writing script treatments for sequels to S.W.A.T. and Miami Vice

Chasing after the paparazzi

Finding out what’s really important to him in life (e.g. acting in movies)

Rearranging spice shelf

Enjoying email forwards such as “You know you’re a child of the ‘90s when...”

Thumbing through GMAT study guides

Nostalgically re-watching tapes of old threesomes