I’m learning a lot at my conference.  I’ve especially learned a lot about maximizing time and resources.

For example, it turns out that if I’ve had very little sleep, a martini has triple the impact on me.

So I’ve realized that I can save on drinking by simply staying up later at night so I’m exhausted by the time I partake of a beverage.  This is also advantageous because it gives me more hours in the day for high-level objectives--such as drinking martinis.

Conferences are very educational.