Caption madness: Hilary Clinton and Natalie Portman.

CAPTION #1:

Hilary: “Natalie, sweetheart, let me put my hand up your back and make you recite my favorite lines of Queen Amidala dialogue.”

CAPTION #2:

Hilary: “You don’t have psychotic to pose for this picture--but it helps!”

CAPTION #3:

Natalie: “Well, Hayden, now you know why our love scenes were so unconvincing.”

CAPTION #4:

Natalie: “Hilary, I’ll vote for you--as long as you pass a law that forces everyone to turn up the heat.  I’m freezing in here.”

Hilary: “But I’m trying to fight global warming.”